Two, then one, then none
Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."
Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!
she said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."
It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...
