How many parents does it take to raise a homicidal maniac?

Two, then one, then none

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What do you call a rebellious teenager whose parents are a lamb and a moose?

A radical mooselamb

What do you call Bruce Lee's mom when she's making obvious statements?

A parent, Lee.

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How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

How do you raise a baby elephant ?

With a fork lift truck !