How many parents does it take to raise a homicidal maniac?

Two, then one, then none

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How are blind kids punished by their parents?

The parents move the furniture.

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

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What is the difference between a Black Guy and an elevator ?

One can raise a child

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.