How many parents does it take to raise a homicidal maniac?

Two, then one, then none

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What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

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When do accountants laugh out loud?

When somebody asks for a raise

Why was the horse farmer arrested?

He was raising a colt.