How are blind kids punished by their parents?

The parents move the furniture.

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How do you make an ugly baby?

Ask your parents.

Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

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Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

What kind of furniture do pigs like best?

Overstuffed.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas?

swimming goggles

How did the blind kid burn the side of his face?

He answered the iron

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How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

Why is it difficult to punish vampires?

They can't reflect on what they've done.