What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

A: Leave it to peave her.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you call a soda that's really sad?

So Dapressed. I'll leave now.

What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

What do you call a little girl who's very close to her dog?

Nina

How do you turn a little boy into a little girl?

With a small loan of a million dollars.

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What do you call a seaside shanty for kids without parents?

A wharfanage

Whos there?

Yoda lady. Yoda lady who Good job yodeling! 2.Knock knock. Whos there Well, not your parents, because your parents never knock!

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.