What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

A: Leave it to peave her.

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Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left! Bwahahahahaha

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Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

A: Her batteries were dead.

Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

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What do you call Bruce Lee's mom when she's making obvious statements?

A parent, Lee.

Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

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Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine?

An immigrant.**