What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

A: Leave it to peave her.

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Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

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What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.

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What does mosquito say when its parents die?

shhhhhh.....it !!

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

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What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.