What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

A: Leave it to peave her.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

What do you call a bunch of black children playing in a pile of leaves?

raisin bran

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

Why'd the little girls ice-cream melt?

She was on fire.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why did Darwin love CSS?

Because children inherit properties from their parents.

What do Jesus and a nerd have in common?

Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.