What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

A: Leave it to peave her.

Previous Random Joke Next
Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do the NFL and Jail have in common?

You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver.

What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

What Would Justin Bieber Do?

scream like a little girl, grab nonexistent testicles & run away awkwardly.

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

When do rabbits have buck teeth?

When their parents won't get them braces.

How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.