What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

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What happens when a controlled fire goes out of control?

Someone gets fired.

What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

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What's the most popular soup in China?

Chicken poodle soup...I know, I know booooo

How do you know the high heel was invented by men?

Who else invents things?

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What do nuns use for skincare?

Extra virgin oil.

Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honey combs!

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How do you make an ugly baby?

Ask your parents.

How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

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When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms

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What is the worst thing about Gonorrhea ?

the taste!

Whats the only bad thing about head from an anorexic girl?

She won't swallow