What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

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What happened when the school bully went netsurfing?

The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.

What would've happened if Jesus Christ didn't make Christmas?

It would've just been "mas".

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Why do asians got to the hospital after voting?

Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

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What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

What do you call a cellphone company that uses nuclear power?

Cher-Mobile

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What Do Bernie Sander Supporters Call Their Parents?

Roommates

Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

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When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

What is a condom with a hole?

Kinder Surprise

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What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!

What's the worst thing about alcoholics?

They wine too much.