What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

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What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

it's must-up ..

What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

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What is the shortest, very funny joke you know?

ITT: comments about my dink, and people who can't search

How do you know when the hole you're digging is big enough?

When the (w)hole job's done.

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What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

What's the simplest way to make edibles?

Using an easy-bake oven.

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What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

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What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum?

There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

What do you call a condom within a condom?

Contraception.

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Whats the worst thing about being dyslexic and having ADHD?

You think you've got AIDS

What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom