What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

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They cook their own gooses !

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Nothing, Michael liked boys.

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Domi does not know....

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Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

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What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

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What do you call a guy who wears two condoms?

Justin Case

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Finding a condom in your hole!

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Are you ticklish?"

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I forgot