What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

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What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

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How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

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How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

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How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with pentagon?

3edgy5me

How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

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Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

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What did the Italian say when 6 curses were removed from him?

Hexagon.

What symbol dispels a hex?

A hexagon! -In collaboration with my kid sister.