What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a spear?

A spear has a point!

What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What is the difference between an elevator and black people?

And elevator can raise kids

What's green and purple and goes up and down?

A: Barney in an elevator.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!