What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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What happened to the man who turned into an insect ?

He just beetled off !

What advice to cows give?

Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a Nun on a motorcycle?

A bad habit

What do you call a nun who's gone to Heaven?

Nun of the above.

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.