What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

What happens when Kim Jong-un gets sick?

He turns into Kim Jong-ill!

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How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin mobile.

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's black, white, and red all over and can't turn around in a narrow hallway?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What's red, round and goes up and down, up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.