What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite thing about turning 65?

AArrrRP

What did the pirate say when he turned 81?

Nothing, as he didn't exist. The probability of anyone in that demographic reaching their eighties is particularly low, and an active pirate being eighty one years of age is further rendered a statistical impossibility given that a pirate would need to be above a certain threshold in terms of physical ability.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

What is black, white, black, white...?

A nun falling down the stairs

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

Why do I tell jokes in elevators?

Because they're funny on many levels.

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call it... ...when you get head from a black girl and a white girl at the same time?

Marblehead

What goes "Hahahahaha...*thud*"?

Someone laughing their head off