What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ?

Turns over a new leaf !

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun appeal?

The Bad Habit.

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

How does a Reaver clean his spear?

He puts it in the Wash.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What do you call an elevator full of white people?

A box of crackers.

What do you call it when a criminal goes down an elevator?

A con descending.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a chicken staring at a head of lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.