What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

What do you call a legless nun?

Virgin immobile. Loosely based off the nun in a wheelchair joke.

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF

What is the difference between a black man and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a child.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!