What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What are the odds of an anorexic girl joining the clergy?

Slim to nun.

How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nunes?

None.

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

How will I know when I'm an adult?

and I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How did Isis move from 5th wanted terrorist group to the most wanted terrorist group?

They cut a head

What does Dr. Oz do when you throw scientific evidence at his head?

Ducks like a quack.