What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

How do you know?

My phone is turned off.

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What do you call a nun that is lost?

A Roamin' Catholic

What do you call a nun in space?

Dead.

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!"

Why'd the short man take the elevator up?

He was feeling down

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)