What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

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How do you leave a bunch of idiots in suspense?

I'll tell you guys tomorrow

Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

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Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.

What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

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Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

What jumps up and down in front of a car ?

Froglights !

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What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck