What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

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What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

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Why didn't the Cancer Cowboy head out West?

He was afraid of Chemo-sabe.

What did the pirate say when he saw a woman giving head?

There she blows!!!

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Why are black people so good at jumping?

As developing children their knee grows.

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.