What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a girl who only likes guys with big muscles?

A Biceptual

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

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Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

What goes ha, ha, ha, clunk?

A man laughing his head off.

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

tape velcro to the ceiling.

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"

Urine Jokes More Urine Jokes

What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

What did the swollen prostate say during the prostatectomy?

I'm out, urine.