What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a guy?

The blonde has the higher sperm count.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

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Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

Urine Jokes More Urine Jokes

What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.