What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

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What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed

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Claustrophobic!

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What does a desperate Mexican do?

Bangs his head against the wall.

Why is stupid monster like a jack-o'-lantern?

They both have empty heads.

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What do white people and fences have in common?

They both get jumped by Mexicans.

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Because if they jumped forwards they'd still be in the boat.

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What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

What did the toilet say to the pee?

urine