What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

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What did they give the guy who invented the doorknocker?

A no-bell prize

How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

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What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.

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What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

How do you jump out of a fifteen-floors building without getting hurt?

You jump from the 1st one.

Urine Jokes More Urine Jokes

What is 40ft long and smells like urine?

Line dancing at sun city

What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.