Why did the guy get aroused by the highway?

Because there were lots of turn ons.

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How do you pick out the Christian Terrorist out of a crowd?

Find the guy wearing a rebel flag.

How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

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Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

What's your favorite medical joke?

I've memorized a lot of jokes from a previous "doctor joke" thread, and need some fresh material!

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How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

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What is the term for someone that gets aroused watching Star Wars?

They have a Bobba Fetish

What do ghosts get when they're aroused?

Booners