Why did the guy get aroused by the highway?

Because there were lots of turn ons.

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Why was my boss surprised to see me screwing with the IT guy?

They said IT couldn't be done

What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!

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Why are rabbits like calculators?

They both multiply a lot.

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

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Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

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What is the term for someone that gets aroused watching Star Wars?

They have a Bobba Fetish

What do ghosts get when they're aroused?

Booners