Why was my boss surprised to see me screwing with the IT guy?

They said IT couldn't be done

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What's so dark about blonde jokes?

They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb

How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One for the money, two for the show.

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What do you call the guy who manages my apartment building?

The thoooperintendent.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

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What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

it's a rhetorical question I know this now