Why was my boss surprised to see me screwing with the IT guy?

They said IT couldn't be done

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What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

How many optometrists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One... or two One... or two

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When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

What is the definition of 'making love'?

Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.

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Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

What did the drunk say when his boss enquired about his availability?

Yeah, I'm av**ale**able.