Why was my boss surprised to see me screwing with the IT guy?

They said IT couldn't be done

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How many dull people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

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What do you call a guy who plays the guitar unplugged?

An amputee

What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy?

There's a vas deferens.

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Who else is watching and laughing their a$$ off?

Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss

What did the stressed-out casino worker say to their boss?

I literally cannot deal.