Why was my boss surprised to see me screwing with the IT guy?

They said IT couldn't be done

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How many literalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

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How do you stop an Albanian tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

Why did the guy get aroused by the highway?

Because there were lots of turn ons.

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What did the nihilistic sea world trainer say to his boss?

There is no porpoise."

What should i do now?

to which the boss replies "We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else !"