Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a blonde and a hen?

The blonde doesn't sit still when she is on eggs.

What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

S Jokes More S Jokes

How do you make 7 even?

By removing the S

Whats white and likes to shoot?

Kevin Nash

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas?

Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.

Genie Jokes More Genie Jokes

What do you do when you meet a robotic genie?

You mech a wish.

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

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What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

What do we call a wireless mouse?

Hamster.

Grant Jokes More Grant Jokes

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

Genius Jokes More Genius Jokes

What do you get when einstein jacks off?

a stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)

What do you call it when Einstein faps?

A stroke of genius.