Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

What is the difference between black, morbid and brutal humor?

Black humor - 12 children in one trash can Morbid humor - 1 children in 12 trash cans Brutal humor - 12 trash cans in one children

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Whats a frogs favourite game ?

It's croak-et !

Whats hard, black, and keeps me up all night?

My Roku.

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How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

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What do you call three Make-a-Wish Foundation kids?

A genie.

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

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What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

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What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Genius Jokes More Genius Jokes

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

What do you call it when Einstein faps?

A stroke of genius.