Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

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Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.

Whats the most handiest tool ever?

A Hand!

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What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

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Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

What do you call three Make-a-Wish Foundation kids?

A genie.

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How can you tell someone is an engineer?

They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

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Who granted the fish's wish?

Fairy codmother

What do you call a supernatural being that only grants wishes to men?

A miso-genie!

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What is the best way to get called a ,"genius?

by losing a billion dollars in business.

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.