Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

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What's the difference between a plastic tube and an adjustable spanner ?

Both of em are in plastic, except for the adjustable spanner

What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/

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Whats the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through his opening monologue without laughing

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Answer: Dr.Dre

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to thenew year?

Because everyone wishes him a new ear.

Genie Jokes More Genie Jokes

What kind of genie only grants wishes to men?

A misogenie.

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

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What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

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What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested?

Shot a black man.

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

Genius Jokes More Genius Jokes

What do you call it when Einstein faps?

A stroke of genius.

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.