Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

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What is the difference between black, morbid and brutal humor?

Black humor - 12 children in one trash can Morbid humor - 1 children in 12 trash cans Brutal humor - 12 trash cans in one children

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

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Whats the difference between an Introverted Engineer and an Extroverted Engineer?

Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.

Whats a cannibals favorite game?

Swallow the leader.

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Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

What did the pebble say to the rock?

I wish I was a little boulder!

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What kind of genie only grants wishes to men?

A misogenie.

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

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What's the difference between a girl's track team and a bunch of pigs?

One's a group of cunning runts...

What do we call a wireless mouse?

Hamster.

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Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested?

Shot a black man.

Genius Jokes More Genius Jokes

What's it called when a smart girl jerks you off?

A stroke of genius!

What is the best way to get called a ,"genius?

by losing a billion dollars in business.