Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

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What's the difference between a toddler and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

What is the difference between a dollar and a ruble ?

A dollar.

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Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

Whats pink and smells like salmon?

trout

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What's the cruelest curse to wish upon a single guy?

I wish his hands were made of stone."

How does Seth Macfarlane wishes you Eid Mubarrak?

Keep it in church, guys.

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What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

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How should I respond?

Source: http://qr.ae/xUchD

How can you tell someone is an engineer?

They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)

Grant Jokes More Grant Jokes

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested?

Shot a black man.

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What do you call an inspiring jerk session?

A stroke of genius!

What is the best way to get called a ,"genius?

by losing a billion dollars in business.