Grant Jokes

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

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Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

Who granted the fish's wish?

Fairy codmother

What do you call a supernatural being that only grants wishes to men?

A miso-genie!

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What kind of genie only grants wishes to men?

A misogenie.

What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested?

Shot a black man.

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.