What kind of genie only grants wishes to men?

A misogenie.

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What kind of parasites do gangstas get?

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I wish I could hear you whinnie.

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You fed-a-genie!

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Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

What kind of genie only grants wishes to men?

A misogenie.