A misogenie.
1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.
Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.
Cottontales
Oh, the huge-manatee
Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.
I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.
Takes off lampshade* What's wrong with this thing
A genie.
Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.
A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.