What kind of genie only grants wishes to men?

A misogenie.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

What is the only man made object visible from space?

Holland.

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What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with?

Smoked Muenster.

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

Genie Jokes More Genie Jokes

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Where's the genie?

Takes off lampshade* What's wrong with this thing

Grant Jokes More Grant Jokes

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.