What kind of genie only grants wishes to men?

A misogenie.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

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What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

What do sea mammals say when something happens against their kind?

Oh, the huge-manatee

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas?

Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

Genie Jokes More Genie Jokes

Where's the genie?

Takes off lampshade* What's wrong with this thing

What do you call three Make-a-Wish Foundation kids?

A genie.

Grant Jokes More Grant Jokes

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.