Where's the genie?

Takes off lampshade* What's wrong with this thing

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What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

A: Lettuce pray

Where are things that are very average produced?

The satis-factory.

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What do you call three Make-a-Wish Foundation kids?

A genie.

What do you do when you meet a robotic genie?

You mech a wish.

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Why doesn't Anne Coulter have any loose skin?

She's afraid someone will make a lampshade out of it.

What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.