What's the difference between a French Knight and my friend with a genie?

One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

What's the difference between a car salesman and a technology salesman?

The car salesman knows he is lying.

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Which trees have the most friends?

The poplar ones.

What did the claustrophobic fungi say to his friends?

There's not mushroom in here

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Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

Where's the genie?

Takes off lampshade* What's wrong with this thing