Which trees have the most friends?

The poplar ones.

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How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary

How much credibility is there in that whole "you can punch yourself handsome" theory?

Asking for a friend.

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What do you call trees that grow in Tobago?

Tobogany.

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up