Which trees have the most friends?

The poplar ones.

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What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

What should I do?

Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...

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Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.