What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

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What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

Why was no at the Premature Ejaculaters' support group when I arrived?

I came early.

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What the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.

How much credibility is there in that whole "you can punch yourself handsome" theory?

Asking for a friend.

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How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

Is the pool safe for diving?

It deep ends.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

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Who named the Sperm Whales?

Seamen.

Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.