What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

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What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

Who went into a witche's den and came out alive ?

The witch !

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Why are Twitter jokes not as funny when you read them aloud to a friend?

It's not like they had to be there...

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

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Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

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What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ?

Sister Matic !

What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

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Who named the Sperm Whales?

Seamen.

What is hard, long, and full of seamen?

A submarine