What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

You will find out when the light comes on.

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

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What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.

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What does a bowl of spaghetti and a degree from Phoenix online both have in common?

If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded.

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

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What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

What was the primary role of the aristocrats during the French revolution?

They put their head into it.

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What did the seamen say to each other when they entered a deep dark cave?

Smells fishy

What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine?

They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.