What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

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What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards?

It keeps coming and coming and coming...

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.

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What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

What did Jay Z say when his friend died?

No Biggie.

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Where does bad light end up?

in prism

What's the difference between the Holocaust and the Boston Marathon Bombing?

The Boston Marathon Bombing ended a race.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What goes ha, ha, ha, clunk?

A man laughing his head off.

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

Seaman Jokes More Seaman Jokes

Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

What did the seamen say to each other when they entered a deep dark cave?

Smells fishy