What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.

Why don't pediatricians like to wait?

Because they have little patients.

Pumpkin Jokes More Pumpkin Jokes

What do Mountain folk do on Halloween?

Pumpkin.

What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump- "