What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why do the police hate teenage fireflies?

They never stop lighting up.

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What does stormtrooper armor protect against, exactly?

Knives

Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

Pumpkin Jokes More Pumpkin Jokes

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin