What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...

Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?

Because it crashes all the time.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market.

Why are women so afraid of looking stupid?

Because they don't want the world to know!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a lawyer from drownng?

Shoot him before he hits the ground

Why did users stop coming to r/jokes?

Because their jokes weren't very funny.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

What type of curry sets fire to the rain?

A-Dhal

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a native american community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

What part of "No" don't you understand?

Probably the whole thing I'm guessing. It's a pretty short word. What You're a squirrel Sorry

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What is the difference between a drunk driver and a high driver?

The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."