How do you catch a whale?

You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.

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Why did the little boy use his inhaler?

No wheezin'"

What do Asian people use as blindfolds?

Shoe laces.

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

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How do you get a whale off a beach?

A whale-barrow!

Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?

His diet was krill-in him.

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How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

What do you call a midget in a hospital waiting room constantly complaining about how long he's been waiting?

Imp-Patient!