How do you catch a whale?

You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.

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What CS:GO hack do tumblr girls use?

Trigger bot.

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

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How do you catch a unique rabbit ?

you neek up on it.

What is it called when Venom snake gets spotted doing something bad?

Getting caught red handed!

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What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets?

They're huge blubbermouths.

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What do you call a squashed Italian?

A Nepalitano. Oh yeah - wait a sec - OK - for the low-info crowd here:

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me