How do you catch a whale?

You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.

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What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

What are the most common 3 words used all around the world?

Made in China.

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Why did the Jonestown jokes never catch on?

The punchlines were too long.

How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

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What gave you that idea?

queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.

What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.

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What are you guys doing here?

Just waiting for Ronaldo"

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!