Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?

His diet was krill-in him.

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Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Because they hunt whales.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

Why did a physician go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

Why did the gray whale go on a diet?

Because he wasn't a Fin whale!

Why are all early birds Catholics?

Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms.