Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?

His diet was krill-in him.

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Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What do you call a symphony of whales?

An orcastra

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What's the difference between a doctor and a chair salesman?

The chair salesman gives YOU a stool sample.

Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

What is the difference between rat poison and diet coke?

Diet coke has better advertising.

How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.