How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why dont witches wear underwear?

So they can get a good grip on the broomstick

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

Control Jokes More Control Jokes

Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

What would you call a supervillain that could control every part of the electro-magnetic spectrum except 495-570 nm?

Magento

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

What's this diet called?

He said, "it's a High Fluten diet."

Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?

His diet was krill-in him.