How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

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Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage?

Because they are the wurst.

How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/

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What did Hansel and Gretel say when the witch put them in the oven?

She diabeetus!

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?

Don't bite any witches !

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Why did the printer have wet ink?

Because it couldn't control P

Why were the teachers eyes so crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why do people starve?

When food tastes so good.

Where's the food and why are you naked?

Me: "Am I doing it wrong This is my first picnic."

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

Why are all early birds Catholics?

Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms.

What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!