How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

Control Jokes More Control Jokes

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

Why did the sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.

Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular?

Because Juice control the media