They always have a big bill!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.
PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)
Not everyone gets them
Tie food
Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.
The word "free"
Because everyone was a goblin
Vegetta balls
Not everyone gets it.
You buy it per-tater
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Delivery.
He only sold left wings.
a hamburger.
Food.
When it's ajar.
A cranberry! Esher (my Grandson) age 5
Cause they struggle to put food on the table
A: The food tastes funny.
Finding half of a roach in your food.
Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.
The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.
Donor Kebab
Because Sharon is Karen.
Ripped off.
Through Frodosynthesis
i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!
Curried.
Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.
If it's black it won't give you any food
Turnover.
At least the food won't take away their rights. Do a little oppression of their own.
He was told not to play with his food.
Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.
Whole Foods
Only some people get it.
Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.
A whole-lot-more
Fast food
By giving her a Brazilian wax first!
These are nacho-nachos.
Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?
The ones with food.
Coal'd.
Food's on me tonight.
None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.
An -disiac.
I won't digest yet.
Because the servers cannot be found
To hide the fact that their food has no flavor.
He was a little shellfish
Cook: Because I'm a short order cook.
That's unsanitary.
Chicken Fajitas.
Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag
Pupperware
To hunt for their food.
You dye a little on the inside.
Because he ate his food before it was cool.
SHORYUKEN***
Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.
Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.
a sandwich
Jerky.
You take away his food.
Me: "Am I doing it wrong This is my first picnic."
The food!
bacteria(/spoiler)
Finding out the chef is bald.
A Thormos.
The potry
Both are food from aloft!
Seizure salad
When food tastes so good.
Allah carte.
Hispantry
ME: Do you have any...uh CLERK: Go on ME: Do you have any Half Foods
A: Because everyone was a goblin.
Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.
Miso sorry...
Finger food!
Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave
Chickpea
Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!
Allah Carte
Food gone ba-a-a-a-a-ad.
Steaks.
a polynomeal
Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.
McBongald's
A. They love OIL
A rootabaga.
On the Origin of Feces*
He heard the food was a mess.
Her food is potion-controlled.
Don't give him any food.
They don't want to be ostrich-sized!
In bite-sized pieces.
Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Cannibal (can able) food.
Me: studying her closely He's... right here
Brains. What is a dyslexic zombies' favorite food Brians.
Because he had a reptile dysfunction.
If you find the right woman, you're complete.
Because it has a little Seoul in it.
Chinese food.
From the supermeerkat
Fast Food!!! ... I'll see myself out. Credit goes to Safari Animals Oatmeal by Quaker.
Half a cat
half-a-dog!
Because prisons don't have chimneys.
They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.
Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix
Because it was A Minor.
He made no sense. I tried, I really did.
Try to cheer it up.
