What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food

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Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

What did the zombie say at the urinal?

I'm reliving myself.

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Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.

Why does he do that?

Me: He's on paws. X: ... Me: On... paws. X: I hate you so much.

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What kind of dish does LeBron like?

anything with curry in it.

What kind of pickles does Miley Cyrus like in her relish?

twerkins

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What do dark jokes and food have in common?

Not everyone gets them

What food describes most men?

Jerky.

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How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts

What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food