Why does he do that?

Me: He's on paws. X: ... Me: On... paws. X: I hate you so much.

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What super hero league is Caitlyn Jenner part of?

The X-Men

What is the integral of to the x?

The function of u to the n

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Why does Al Gore hate Oil Spills?

they get all over the sheets.

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What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

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They're all paws.