Why does he do that?

Me: He's on paws. X: ... Me: On... paws. X: I hate you so much.

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Who invented the equation?

A X-pert

Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

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Why do SJWs hate Apple computers?

Because they're not PC

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

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Why wasn't the cat moving?

It was on paws

What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.