Why does Al Gore hate Oil Spills?

they get all over the sheets.

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What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

Why do American's take letters out of words?

Because they're lazy, and they hate U.

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What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

What did the Klansman say to the Muslim?

Psst...Who washes your ... sheets

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How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

A: He's the stiff one.

How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.