How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

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How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.

How many twists does a feminist need to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.

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How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

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Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.

What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

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What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.

What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.

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What's the healthiest sport a pregnant women can play?

Kick boxing

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

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How does a Narcissist change a lightbulb?

He holds it up to the socket and the world revolves around him.

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!