How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

Why is seeing a snow leopard on the hunt almost, but not quite the rarest thing in the world?

A ready predator is pretty rare, but not as rare as a pretty redditor! :)

What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world?

You mean across

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Egalitarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter, they'll just screw it one rotation one way and one rotation the other way and call it equality.

How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?

He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."

Pregnant Woman Jokes More Pregnant Woman Jokes

What does a Dingo call a pregnant woman?

A Snack Pack...... I'm sorry

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

What is the craziest/weirdest/most interesting/most unique/ uncommon phrase you've ever heard ?

I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.