How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What is the tallest building in the world?

The library, it’s got the most stories!

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many hobos does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in dumpsters

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What did the man say while holding a square clock?

I'm holding Time Square!

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

Pregnant Woman Jokes More Pregnant Woman Jokes

What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them