Why did Mary Poppins break both her legs?

because she had Supercalifrajilistic Osteoporosis

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What has four legs but doesn't move?

A: A statue of a dog!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

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What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.