Why did Mary Poppins break both her legs?

because she had Supercalifrajilistic Osteoporosis

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What do you call a woman with one leg?

Ilene What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene

Why did the dog roll down the hill?

It didn t have any legs.

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Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.