Why did Mary Poppins break both her legs?

because she had Supercalifrajilistic Osteoporosis

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Why do girls have legs?

ever seen the trail a slug leaves?

What do you call Chinese woman with one leg?

Irene.

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What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

What does a lightbulb and a pregnant woman have in common?

Its easy to break the little light inside them.