Why did Mary Poppins break both her legs?

because she had Supercalifrajilistic Osteoporosis

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What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

What do Chick-O-Sticks and armadillos have in common?

Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.