Cancer
Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way
Matt
She fell out of the tree.
Thai-Won Shu.
Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).
Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.
By smoking a lot of fags.
Cancer.
They are writing to Satan.
A Christmas-Quacker!