What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

What do you call a kid with one arm and three legs?

Unfortunate.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Who's Gotye?

while their kids were like, "What's a record

What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas?

AIDS

What do you call a video game that gives cancer?

Tombr Aider

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What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas?

Ince pies!

What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car