What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What are your best 'no arm, no legs' jokes?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.

What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a panda who's legs don't work?

Pandapalegic

What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a group of kids?

a migraine

Why can't Casper have kids?

Cause he has a Halloweenie

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What's the difference between cancer and a black guy?

Cancer can get jobs

What did Santa give the blind, autistic, paraplegic kid with down syndrome for Christmas?

Cancer.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple