What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

What do you call Mike Tyson without any arms?

Whatever you want

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How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What do you call children born into a whorehouse?

Your kids

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

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What do cheese and cancer have in common?

Americans put it everywhere!

What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Cancer.

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How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?

Chick to chick !

Why was the man allergic to Christmas?

Because it's the reason for the sneason.