What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of .

What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What was it again ?

Sagittarius, Capricorn - No ma'am, CANCER !

What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

What did the blind, deaf, mute quadriplegic boy get for Christmas?

Cancer