How did the muslim get cancer?

By smoking a lot of fags.

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What do you call a raft full of black people?

Smoke on the water. ... My most sincere apologies.

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

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What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Cancer.

What does my jokes and cancer have in common?

Only my dad gets it.

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What is its Muslim equivalent?

A kaboom!

What did the Muslim Terrorist say when he bombed Hawaii?

Oahu Akbar!

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Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

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How did the muslim get cancer?

By smoking a lot of fags.

Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.