How did the muslim get cancer?

By smoking a lot of fags.

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How do you get people to quit smoking?

Cut off their lips

What's the difference between a stoner and a Muslim?

When stoners are smoking, they don't explode.

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What will a blind, deaf child with no arms get for Christmas?

Cancer.

When is the worst time to get Cancer?

North of the equator.

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What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

What do you call a muslim crocodile?

An Allahgator!

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What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

What do you call a lamington that weighs a lot?

A lamingTON!

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How did the muslim get cancer?

By smoking a lot of fags.

Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.