How did the muslim get cancer?

By smoking a lot of fags.

Previous Random Joke Next
Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

Why did the man smoke a cigarette in Beijing?

To get some fresh air

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

Which presidential candidate is the most likely to cause cancer?

Ben Carsonogen

What does deaf, mute and blind person get for christmas?

Cancer

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do you call a Muslim who is notoriously late for everything?

9/12

Why do Muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino?

Because they hate french press.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why do a lot of tech recruiters have herpes?

Because they look for contributors to open sores.

How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

Fag Jokes More Fag Jokes

How did the muslim get cancer?

By smoking a lot of fags.

Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.