How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

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How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest?

it's the one that's jalapeo business!!!

How does one know a man is going to say something smart?

His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."

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How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

How can you tell when you have prostate cancer?

It's not hard.

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What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a free lunch?

Bernie Sanders exists.

What's the difference between UFOs and an honest politician?

It is possible that UFOs exist.

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Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

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How do you get 100 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"

Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

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How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.