How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

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How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

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Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

Why doesn't God like pizza?

Because he doesn't exist.

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How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.

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What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

How do you get 100 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"

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How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.