What's white and in the men's 100m track final?

The lines.

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Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive?

Because he crossed the line

How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild ?

A 100$ bill

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper