What's white and in the men's 100m track final?

The lines.

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Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

How does a baboon make phone calls?

He just monkeys around on the line!

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What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.