What's white and in the men's 100m track final?

The lines.

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Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC

Why do french tanks have rear-view mirrors?

So they can see the front-lines.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.