What's white and in the men's 100m track final?

The lines.

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Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What do tired line dancers do?

A. They Line Down :-)

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What do you say to a lady that has to make 100 shirts by tomorrow?

you seamstressed

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.