Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive?

Because he crossed the line

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech? Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

Illegal Immigrant Jokes More Illegal Immigrant Jokes

Where do most illegal immigrants go in America?

Allah-bama.

What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.