Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive?

Because he crossed the line

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

A pineapple !

What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store ?

For the watch .

Illegal Immigrant Jokes More Illegal Immigrant Jokes

What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

Where do most illegal immigrants go in America?

Allah-bama.