Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive?

Because he crossed the line

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What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

What did the asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

Illegal Immigrant Jokes More Illegal Immigrant Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and an illegal immigrant?

The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.

What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator