Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

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What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye?

Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells

Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

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Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

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Why is Latvian cross road?

Latvian see potato, but when cross is only secret police.

What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

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What do you call a dead blond in the closet?

last year's hide &amp seek! :D

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

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Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down?

Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.

Where do pirates store their files?

On their RRRRRRR drive.

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Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

What did the auditors say to the South American shopkeeper?

Hello, I'm here to Peru-se your inventory.