Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer ?

Something that goes straight for the juggler !

What do you get when you cross NWA and Young Money?

Dr. Drake.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.

What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law?

One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.

File Jokes More File Jokes

Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down?

Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.

Auditor Jokes More Auditor Jokes

How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

What did the auditors say to the South American shopkeeper?

Hello, I'm here to Peru-se your inventory.