Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why do Japanese women like foreign men?

Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa

What looks like red paint but is dry?

Dried red paint

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Tumblr with anything?

A bunch of offended Tumblrinas

What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives??

Rama llama ding dongs

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

What did the three holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.

File Jokes More File Jokes

What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice?

A GOP Presidential candidate.

What do pirates use to copy files?

Yarrrrrsync!

Auditor Jokes More Auditor Jokes

How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.