Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

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Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.

What's a depressed teenagers favorite activity?

Making their wrist look like their jeans. (I'm sorry)

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Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

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What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell ?

Addercadabra and abradacobra !

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ?

The collie wobbles !

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How many years of experience do you have?

50 - Really You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime

Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies

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Where do pirates store their files?

On their RRRRRRR drive.

What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice?

A GOP Presidential candidate.

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Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

What did the auditors say to the South American shopkeeper?

Hello, I'm here to Peru-se your inventory.