How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What did the stop light say to the car?

Don't look I am changing

What do you call a house that changes every month?

A Werehouse.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

less than twelve parsecs.

Auditor Jokes More Auditor Jokes

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

What did the auditors say to the South American shopkeeper?

Hello, I'm here to Peru-se your inventory.