Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision

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How many seconds are in a year?

12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

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Who would you like for president in 2020?

Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.

Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

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What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.