2020 Jokes

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision

What should Bernie Sanders' next presidential campaign be called?

Hindsight is 2020

Who would you like for president in 2020?

Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

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What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates?

Mom &amp Dad

What should Bernie Sanders' next presidential campaign be called?

Hindsight is 2020

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Where do I see myself in 5 years?

May 2019. Next question.

Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?

then just sit there for 5 years.

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Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

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What would you like for your last meal?

Woman: "I don't know, what do you want "

What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded.

Why do Australians always win 4D chess?

Double check, mate

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What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

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How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

What do you get when you mix a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell-if-I-know!

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How do you ask for a cigarette in spain?

Tapas a snout!

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.