2020 Jokes

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision

What should Bernie Sanders' next presidential campaign be called?

Hindsight is 2020

Who would you like for president in 2020?

Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

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5 Year Jokes More 5 Year Jokes

What is the difference between Detroit and Cleveland?

5 years.

Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?

then just sit there for 5 years.

2020 Vision Jokes More 2020 Vision Jokes

Where do you see yourself in four years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

President Jokes More President Jokes

What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

4 Year Jokes More 4 Year Jokes

How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ?

It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why do americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

Who lives in a hut with a couple pieces of trash and two grains of rice?

An Ethiopian person who has been hoarding for several years now.

Hin Dsight Jokes More Hin Dsight Jokes

What do you call it when a helicopter pilot reflects on his life?

HINDsight

What should Bernie Sanders' next presidential campaign be called?

Hindsight is 2020