2020 Jokes

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision

What should Bernie Sanders' next presidential campaign be called?

Hindsight is 2020

Who would you like for president in 2020?

Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

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What do you call a fire on the beach?

Bernie Sanders

Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

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What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )

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Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision

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Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

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Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

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What should Bernie Sanders' next presidential campaign be called?

Hindsight is 2020

What do you call it when a helicopter pilot reflects on his life?

HINDsight

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Why aren't you studying, Billy?

Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."

Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

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What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

When people say "May I ask who's calling?

I like to say "Sure, go ahead."