Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call people that you hate?

Clouds, because once they are gone it's a beautiful day.

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

Apartment Jokes More Apartment Jokes

Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10 . It requires tenants to own an apartment.

Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

Why was that?

Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog.

San Francisco Jokes More San Francisco Jokes

What is the difference between San Francisco and Larkspur?

Larkspur has a ferry terminal, San Francisco has terminal fairies.

What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday