Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

How many people does it take to start a riot?

3/5

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why are blacks excited for 2016?

Because it is the year of the monkey.

What gives a gorilla good taste?

Four years in an Ivy League school!

Apartment Jokes More Apartment Jokes

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

Why can't an angle lease an apartment alone?

Because he has to cosign

Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

What do you call gigabytes in Africa?

They can't afford computers in Africa.

What is a double-wide salad?

It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad

San Francisco Jokes More San Francisco Jokes

What is the difference between San Francisco and Larkspur?

Larkspur has a ferry terminal, San Francisco has terminal fairies.

What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday