Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What did one ghost say to another ghost?

Do you believe in people "

Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What did the bread do after it had been oppressed for many years?

Rye-ot

What do you call a dead blond in the closet?

last year's hide &amp seek! :D

Apartment Jokes More Apartment Jokes

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment ?

A flat fish !

How many ants can you fit inside an apartment ?

Ten-ants !

Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

What is the meaning of afford?

It's the car most sales representatives drive.

How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

San Francisco Jokes More San Francisco Jokes

Why don't girls in San Francisco wear skirts?

Their balls would fall out.

What do you call someone who makes cakes in San Francisco?

A BAYYYYker