Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a guy who always phones people?

Colin.

Why are people who vape always trying to chase after bigger clouds?

More storage space.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"

Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision

Apartment Jokes More Apartment Jokes

How many ants does it takes to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.

How can a dog afford to go to college?

Furnancial Aid

San Francisco Jokes More San Francisco Jokes

Why don't blondes wear mini skirts in San Francisco?

Their balls will show.

What do you call someone who makes cakes in San Francisco?

A BAYYYYker