Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call people migrating to Sweden?

Artificial Swedeners.

What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

What do men and tile floors have in common?

if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

Apartment Jokes More Apartment Jokes

How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

Ten ants (Tenants)

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ?

Ten ants !

Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

San Francisco Jokes More San Francisco Jokes

Why don't blondes wear mini skirts in San Francisco?

Their balls will show.

What is the difference between San Francisco and Larkspur?

Larkspur has a ferry terminal, San Francisco has terminal fairies.