Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's

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How can I waste ten seconds of someone's time and make total strangers hate me?

Credit card chip inventor - Me, writing tweets

Why did the cave hate miners?

They're always picking on him.

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Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

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How do writers send e-mail?

On the Inkernet.

Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's

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Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's

What blod type am I?

Type-O