Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's

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Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

What is enjoyed if it is wanted and hated if its not?

Democracy

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Why is Hollywood full of vampires?

They need someone to play the bit parts.

What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

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What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

Why did the writer not like his friends book?

It wasn't his type.

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What blod type am I?

Type-O

Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's