Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's

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Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

Why does everyone hate me?

I texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on.

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Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

How do vampires like their tea?

With a old tampon in it.

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What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

How do writers send e-mail?

On the Inkernet.

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What blod type am I?

Type-O

Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's