How do vampires like their tea?

With a old tampon in it.

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What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow ?

Reality. I'll show myself out now...

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

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How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?

The girl necks door.