How do vampires like their tea?

With a old tampon in it.

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What is a politician's favorite kind of tea?

Infideli-tea.

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

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What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

What does a proofreader have in common with a vampire?

They search for type-os