Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

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What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek?

A golden opportunity

What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

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What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

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What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy?

Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.

What happens if you pee on Putin's head?

Urine big trouble...

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What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

What's the difference between a joke and a pretty girl?

sometimes i get the joke.