Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and cry.

What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol

Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it pees?

Because the p is silent.

Pretty Girl Jokes More Pretty Girl Jokes

Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.