Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

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What did the Triceratops sit on?

Its Tricerabottom.

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Dad dad look what marma-laid' !

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What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF

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I've got a golden tinkle in my eye...

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She peed her pants (read out loud)

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What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.