Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

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What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek?

A golden opportunity

What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

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What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim..... I'll see myself out.

Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

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What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

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What's the difference between a joke and a pretty girl?

sometimes i get the joke.

How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.