Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

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Care Jokes More Care Jokes

Why didn't anyone care about the circus?

Because it was irr-elephant

What do call someone who takes care of reindeer and really enjoys it?

A Jolly Rancher.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What do you call a German taking a shower?

A Showerkraut.

How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why did the prophylactic fly across the room?

It was peed off.

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done?

At the ugly parlour.

Guest Jokes More Guest Jokes

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

What do you call a coast ghost that's a guest at a celebrity ghost roast?

A ghost toastie!