Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

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Dress them up as dead lions

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You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.

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He wanted to make a clean getaway

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To get to the other bride!

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So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

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Disco Stew!

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He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.