Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

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Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally , cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

What do you call a psychic who simply doesn't care?

Telapathy

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why can't you take a shower with a pokemon?

Cause they'll Pikachu

What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common?

What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common? In both people don't feel like showering.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why did the prophylactic fly across the room?

It was peed off.

Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.

Guest Jokes More Guest Jokes

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

What do you call a coast ghost that's a guest at a celebrity ghost roast?

A ghost toastie!