Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

A: Their match wouldn't light.

What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

How do you fix the dishwasher?

Smack her.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.