So the dishwasher matches the washing machine
She was all dressed up with no place to go!
Because it saw the salad dressing
When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.
You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes
The bride and all her guests, apparently.
So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.
Someone who's lost his way to the match.
Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"
Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge
Smack her.
