Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

What does a half-dressed Sikh wear on his head?

A subturban!

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

What is agitated buy joyful?

A washing machine

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

How far pregnant was the bride?

American: You English are insane Shotguns can't get pregnant

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

A: Their match wouldn't light.

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

What do you do when the dishwasher stops working?

You punch her