Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?

With scare spray.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

Why did the Teletubbies find it hard to pee?

They only have one Tinkie-Winkie

Model Jokes More Model Jokes

What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

Zoolander

What's the wisest kind of modeling putty?

Play-toh.