Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

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Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress?

A gender bender Bender fender bender.

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Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

What do you call a place monks go for Halloween?

A monascary

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What does Justin Timberlake say when he goes to the bathroom?

It's Gonna be Pee"

Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

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Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

What's the wisest kind of modeling putty?

Play-toh.