Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress?

A gender bender Bender fender bender.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you call a place monks go for Halloween?

A monascary

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy?

Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.

What did the toilet say to the pee?

urine

Model Jokes More Model Jokes

Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.