Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

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What does a half-dressed Sikh wear on his head?

A subturban!

What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.

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What do you do if you break your arm in two places?

Don't go back to those two places.

Why a conch shell, and why there of all places?

So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean."

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Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.

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Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

What's the wisest kind of modeling putty?

Play-toh.