How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?

With scare spray.

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What do you call the hair of a centaur?

Humane.

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

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What did one plane said to the other plane?

Can I crash at your place

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

Scare Spray Jokes More Scare Spray Jokes

What did the witch put in her hair?

A: Scare spray.

How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?

With scare spray.