How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?

With scare spray.

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair?

So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.

What are you talking about?

I got my hair straightened out."

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How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

Scare Spray Jokes More Scare Spray Jokes

What did the witch put in her hair?

A: Scare spray.

What do witches put on their hair?

Scare spray!