How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?

With scare spray.

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What is the best part about showering with a 14 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!

Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

Scare Spray Jokes More Scare Spray Jokes

What did the witch put in her hair?

A: Scare spray.

How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?

With scare spray.