What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

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What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

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How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

When should I reach the bus station if the bus leaves at 1530 hrs?

before 15:30 ... I'll show myself out

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Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

What did the neckbeard say when he looked in the mirror?

M'self

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What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

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What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

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Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.