What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

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What happens when you keep feeding a cow money?

You get rich milk.

What happened to the loser of the Frisbee Championship Finals?

He threw it.

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What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

When will there be a woman in the White House?

A: When Hillary leaves town.

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Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

A: So she could use it as a mirror.

Why didn't the paraplegic look in the mirror?

He couldn't stand to see himself like that.

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What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

How do you kiss a girl on valentines day?

You use tulips.

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What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.