What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

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What happens when breed a shark and snowman?

You get a frostbite!

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ?

He had to get a new goat !

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Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail?

Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.

Why did Beyonc sing "to the left, to the left"?

Because black people don't have rights.

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What job can you see yourself doing?

Inspecting mirrors

Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied

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How do you kiss a florist?

With tulips.

What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

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What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

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What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.

Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.