He kisses his mother with that mouth.
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Cherpies.
They were scared of sparks flying.
They give a peck to the cheek.
because its the first date
A Conquistador!
You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.
Because it's the first date.
Because they were neckromancers
They make out like bandits.
Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!
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They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.
A Peck.
Kissing strangers.
Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.
El Taco Lips.
Necking.
A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*
Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.
Answer: Its An Inquiry At The Top Floor Regarding The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.
They have the gift of tongues...
Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.
He left lip prints on the mirror!
Rugs and kisses!
Secretary: My lawyer.
Hog and kisses!
Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.
He French-kissed a power outlet
When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.
With tulips.
You use tulips.
He just couldn't resistor.......
Enough to make a bone hard.
The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror
When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.
Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!
They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.
S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*
The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."
Ughs and kisses!
SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.
a soviet
GingINVITEus in!
Because they can't even
Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."
My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*
It is a day to be tankful.
Not just the hard on............ it would've made him more flexible
Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby cos, because of the wonderful things he drugs
Because he kisses his mother with that mouth
Curses, foiled again!"
Because OCT 31 == DEC 25
Barge into your neighbor's home and claim it as yours.
Turns over a new leaf !
You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!
Because he's a little prick!
