Sick Bird Jokes

What kind of sick bird is against the law?

an ill eagle

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What's the difference between illegal and unlawful?

One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.

What do you get when you kiss a sick bird?

Cherpies.

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

What's the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird.

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

What do you call a sick bird?

An illegal.

What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is sick bird.

What do you give a sick bird?

A tweetment

Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

What is the difference... What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.

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