What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

Previous Random Joke Next
Permission Jokes More Permission Jokes

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

How do you enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor!

How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What do you call a country ruled by oppressive Vikings?

Norse Korea

Who's about to run this country?

Yea that

Sick Bird Jokes More Sick Bird Jokes

What do you call a sick bird?

An illegal.

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Ill Eagle Jokes More Ill Eagle Jokes

Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Prey Jokes More Prey Jokes

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle