What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

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What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

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Why did the alarm go off at the mansion?

Because the owner entered the correct code.

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

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How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

Why is there so much "twang" in Country music?

It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.

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Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is sick bird.

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Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

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What do you call a bird of prey with high intelligence?

A falcon genius.

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle