What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

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Permission Jokes More Permission Jokes

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

How many trans women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.

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How do you enter an Egyptian's tomb?

Tut-an-kham-en

How does one enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor

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What country always follows Zimbabwe?

Zimbab-Bee!

Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

Sick Bird Jokes More Sick Bird Jokes

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Ill Eagle Jokes More Ill Eagle Jokes

What kind of sick bird is against the law?

an ill eagle

Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

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What do you call an Eagle who can't catch it's prey?

Talon*tless. ...Sorry.

What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.