What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

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Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

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Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

To keep an eye on the exit

How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

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What country do I live?

Iran

Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

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What is the difference... What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.

Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

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Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

What kind of sick bird is against the law?

an ill eagle

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What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.