What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

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What do you call a drunk executioner?

A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

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Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

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What country has many sugar?

sweetzerland

What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

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What do you get when you kiss a sick bird?

Cherpies.

What do you call a sick bird?

An illegal.

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Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

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What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

What do you call an Eagle who can't catch it's prey?

Talon*tless. ...Sorry.