Prey Jokes

What do you call a religious bird?

A bird of prey.

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What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.

What do you call a bird of prey with high intelligence?

A falcon genius.

Why are mosquitos religious ?

They prey on you !

What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

What birds spend all their time on their knees ?

Birds of prey !

What do you call an Eagle who can't catch it's prey?

Talon*tless. ...Sorry.

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

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What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.