What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels :D

How does a sea urchin search the internet?

sea urchingine

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How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

Where does the zombie president live?

In the wight house.

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Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.

Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

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What do you call an Eagle who can't catch it's prey?

Talon*tless. ...Sorry.

What do you call a bird of prey with high intelligence?

A falcon genius.