What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

How to Get a Girlfriend: Out at Sea Me: rocks boat Her: Hey! Me: rocks faster Her: Can we PLEASE go steady?

Me: I do.

What did the sea say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

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How can you tell you live in an Asian part of town?

All the Mexicans have car insurance.

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

What do math and mermaids have in common?

They both have an alge-bra.

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

Prey Jokes More Prey Jokes

What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.