What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

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Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

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Which is the oldest animal?

Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.

How do Dolphins live their lives?

With a porpoise.

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

What does the mermaid wear to math class?

Algae-bra.

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

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What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

What do you call a bird of prey with high intelligence?

A falcon genius.