What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

What did the one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved! Did you sea what I did there I'm shore you did, beach.

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Where did the Candian pirate live?

Ont**ARR**io

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

USB

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

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Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.

What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.